Smart shirts for sad asses. Wait, reverse it.
I write cartoons and comics, most of them poorly drawn. See my work at That Never Happened.
If you want a shirt or a mug or a bathmat (or literally anything else they print) with one of my existing comics or drawings or jokes or a picture of a butt, just request it and I'll upload the design.
If I've ever made you laugh on the internet, please consider buying something. Daddy needs a new pair of food.